Okay.  Okay, I need someone who has seen both Star Trek and Dollhouse, because we need to discuss handlers and bonding and the possibilities thereof.

STAT, PEOPLE.  STAT.

Attention rae1013 :

I can't stop thinking about Mirror!Spock Prime and nu!Jim, and it is ALL.  YOUR.  FAULT.

That is all. -_-

Did I honestly just fic-bomb myself with a Barbara Streisand movie?

SERIOUSLY?

*headdesk*

So, ninjaboots  and I don't just talk about porny K/S scenarios all the time.  Sometimes we talk about Pinto porn, as well!

Per whochick 's request, I give you: Movie Star!Chris and Pap!Zach (or, Ninja Humors Me in My Madness).  Now with bonus Star!Zach/Pap!Chris switcheroo!

(If anyone would like to write one or both of these, um . . . please?  Pretty please?  We'll ( Read more... )

ninjaboots: (on Spock Prime:) he popped jim's meld-cherry and left him with brain-syphilis. NOT COOL.

I had a chat with ninjaboots a while ago about a Jim who was secretly obsessed with (among other artistic works of the same persuasion) ancient Vulcan poetry, and Spock being scandalized when he found out about it.  This was mostly just something nice to think about every now and then, when I got the urge to imagine glasses-wearing book-geek!Jim.  (Which, ( Read more... )

Grey Goose Vodka, bbs.  Fuck.  YEAH.

RIGHT.  Taking a brief respite from drunkenly writing porn to bring you this PSA.  So I've been thinking for a while that someone needs to do something with the lyrics to this song.  I have italicized the especially relevant parts because I'm thoughtful like that.

IOWA
by Dar Williams

I've never had a way with women ( Read more... )

So, I recently received a copy of the first Glee! soundtrack for my birthday.  Good times!  And, as might be expected, I keep listening to "Don't Stop Believing" on repeat.  Clearly I keep thinking of Kirk and Spock as I do so.  And something kept niggling at the back of my brain, some little whisper of plot that wouldn't leave me alone.  Then ( Read more... )

Dearest Me,

I know that you're fond of yaoi manga.  This is understandable.  There are pretty boys kissing other pretty boys, and that's all fine.  But please, please, I BEG you,

STOP WANTING TO TURN SAID MANGA INTO PINTOFIC.  JUST CUT IT OUT.

Tough love,
Yourself

So, it's obviously no secret that I love, love, love margarks 's K/S businessman AU.  Nor is it any secret (I'd hope by now) that I am likewise a fan of ridiculous, over-the-top schmoopy love.  Therefore it shouldn't have surprised me when, as I was shelving series romance books at work today, I got bitten by a particularly vicious plot bunny when I saw ( Read more... )